Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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