dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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