Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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