Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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