You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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