I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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