Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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