My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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