Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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