I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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