It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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