Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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