how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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