Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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