i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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