TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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