he shaved USA in his pubs
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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