I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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