You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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