I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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