I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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