true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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