I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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