how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
is it fun? or sober?
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