Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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