If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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