I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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