I didn't shave. On purpose
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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