I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how can u be prego again
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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