It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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