I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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