do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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