Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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