its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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