At least make sure they are 18
Why
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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