I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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