Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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