She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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