At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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