considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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