Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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