your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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