We need to rekindle our bromance
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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