This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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