new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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