Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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