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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:12pm

    I respect this haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:06am

    Damn ! Hahaha. If it makes you feel better I had an 1hr converstation with my ex ...And have no idea what we were talking about

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:52pm

    Been there. Done that. Only rolling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:22pm

    Ohhh bad night. I called my parents house at 4 am one night to ask what the our football teams stats were.... Didn't go over well

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:01pm

    try this one: having sex and accidentally hitting answer when your dad calls, and not knowing it... and him getting to you scream "harder! god your dick feels so good in me!" yeah that one really sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:14pm

    Haahahaa. I drunk dialed my home phone and left a 5 minute voicemail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:14am

    Been there, done that (except it was my Mom)... That's why I no longer bring my cell with me when I drink to get drunk! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:21pm

    I did that once, it was horrible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:23pm

    Wow 9:01 that's bad!!! But, did he stay on the phone or not?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:25am

    9:01 here... I have no clue if he staid on the phone or not... I was busy having sex... All I know is that he wasn't too happy with me when I came home... I was only like 17 at the time... I got a big ass chewing... And the time he came home from work early and heard me and my boyfriend in my bedroom... He left and came back an hour or so later. My mom chewed me out for that one.... I really think my dad has "My daughter is getting fucked" radar...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:24am

    wow 9:01 youre so cool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:01pm

    awww sheeeeeeeeeeeeiit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:29am

    I know how this conversation went... "Hi Dad, it's mee.... Blurrrrrrp!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:42pm

    seventeen minutes... alot of damage done im thinking?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:52pm

    i drunk dialed my dad overseas once. he got a good laugh out of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:20pm

    Hahaha damn man that sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:53pm

    I've done that! It sucks!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:01am

    Big tone rules tfln!!! ( from the desk of big tones fan club)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:24am

    well it's hard to not know ur daughter is getting fucked when you're fucking guys constantly @ the age of 17 and live at home...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:04pm

    i did that once - 20 minutes blacked out. bleh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:42pm

    Who's your daddy!!! ( big tone rides again)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:16am

    Better then realizing you made a 36 second call to your designated driver once you got out of the car after making them cry. I don't know if it was an apology or salting wounds.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:43pm

    its only funny bc a lot of us have done it!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:53pm

    Hey guys, I enjoy raping children and stretching my asshole with my fist! ( big tone rides again)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:40pm

    Jajaja that's fucked up

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    Submitted by bbyXXlove on Jul 25, 11 at 12:51am

    LMAO. buzz kill.

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    Submitted by TheCookieCutter on May 2, 12 at 12:16pm

    This is one of my biggest fears when I smoke more than when I drink.