it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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