omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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