But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Will you blow on my dice?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
She bit a glass in half.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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